1. Lock Mario in a room & play him every single Liverpool DVD that exists to show him what it should mean for him to play for our club.
2. Get hold of Bill & Ted's time machine, travel back and call off the Danny Agger Deal.
3. Treat the lads to an evening at the Pen & Wig.
4. Stop having favourites & play Kolo at the back he will make us dance!
5. Ban José Enrique from FIFA!
6. Don't give Glen Johnson a contract extension, slash his wages instead.
7. Catch a flight to Lille to bring Origi home.
8. On the way back stop off in Germany & pick up Reus.
9. Become Ian Aire's boss.
10. Play the diamond formation with two up top.
11. Offer Stevie G a new deal.
12. Apologise to Mr Henry for wasting his money, then ask for another 50 million!
13. Get us to a cup final and release an updated version of the Anfield Rap with Kolo as the new Jonny Barnes!
14. Get Flano back involved.
15. Buy Dan Sturridge some Popeye spinach for crimbo!
16. Recite this 100 times to the lads "For a player to be good enough to play for Liverpool, he must be prepared to run through a brick wall for me then come out fighting on the other side." Shanks Said.
17. Instead of filling the bench with underperforming squad players put some of the academy lads on there.
18. Start listening to people on Twitter a lot more, they are never wrong!
19. For instant happiness, film Colin Pascoe singing his song.
20. Don't get sacked!
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